


Please read. Good things to know for your health. Sorry for those don't know how to read chinese...no translation :D
抗老專家王衛民教授的12把金鑰匙
第 1 把 KEY 晨起一杯水,身體水平衡 WATER
第 2 把 KEY 右側臥、睡如弓,睡眠品質好 SLEEP
第 3 把 KEY 只吃七分飽,身體自然好 APPETITE
第 4 把 KEY 生命在運動中蓬勃 EXERCISE
第 5 把 KEY 音樂舒暢身心,讀書增加智慧 MUSIC/LITERATURE
第 6 把 KEY 常吃豆,可長壽 BEANS
第 7 把 KEY 跟菸、酒說再見 VICES
第 8 把 KEY 愛與性完美和諧 LOVE/SEX
第 9 把 KEY 擺脫孤獨寂寞就健康 LONELINESS
第10 把 KEY 勤用腦,防衰老 MIND
第11 把 KEY 多喝茶,可減肥、防癌、保青春 TEA
第12 把 KEY 用笑容面對人生 SMILE
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ...
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut.. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tatak bagut...manyak cinang semputloh ..
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo..lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.... potong zaka..molo punya olang..Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........
Six thoughts at once I can't focus on one
Seven days a week but my life has just begun
So caught in emotion and I'm overcome
As I'm falling down I come undone
Sometimes I feel like I'm alone
Sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong
Sometimes I feel so frail so small
Sometimes I feel vulnerable
Sometimes I feel a little fragile
A little fragile
In six thousand years what will this mean
Words from the heart or a melody
So caught in emotion and I'm overcome
As I'm falling down I come undone
Sometimes I feel like I'm alone
Sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong
Sometimes I feel nothing at all
Sometimes I feel vulnerable
Sometimes I feel a little fragile
A little fragile
If people can see right through my eyes
like an open door that I can't disguise
I won't be afraid from the tears I cry
I'll not run I'll not hide this is how I feel inside
A little fragile
A little fragile
Sometimes I feel like I'm alone
Sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong
Sometimes I feel so frail so small
Sometimes I feel vulnerable
Sometimes I feel a little fragile